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Faegardens333

hii ^__^ i decided that this new month i will completely overhaul my site. april is the month of change and improvement. thus ive decided to dramatically change the style of my site to be more contemporary and appeal to a broader audience and also ive decided to become an e-commerce site. i will start selling dropshipped shit that no one will like. also im gonna mint a capuchin monkey i harvested from the bosawás biosphere reserve rainforests of nicaragua and kill it and mint its obituary as a nft on the blockchain so its life is immortalized. elon musk is my dad

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What I'm Selling

Capuchin Monkey NFTS

capuchin monkey
  • high quality
  • real fur
  • 100% sober no ket clean record straightlaced
  • hates cops

Sex

  • good

Tacos

taco
  • Vegan
  • Gluten free
  • No GMO
  • Made from cage free eggs
  • Super high-quality cuts of beef
  • Perfect for diet
  • Recyclable
  • Tortillas hand-kneaded by buff mexican man who owns a local restaruant i dropshipped these from
  • im so tired