Hivemind TV

what is hivemind?

hivemind is a youtube channel who mainly make content/music games based on rap/hip hop (guess the song by the sample, guess the song by only ___ second of audio, guess the song from the genius annotation, etc.) they also often make videos of other games/topics (hivemind branded jeopardy/fued, guess the bald person from the top of their head, worst tweets of all time tier list, etc.). the presentation of their videos are a mix of actual serious guesses answering questions and injections of bits/skits between the hosts/guests interspersed between. the humor is unhinged and freaky this channel is for FREAKS. if youre not a freak youll NOT enjoy it. anyways i love it and riley is me if i was an old ass man

they also [in the past more frequently so] make vlogs and music videos for underground artists.

why do i like hivemind?

first off, the bits (duh). theyre so funny and wacky and silly and perfectly overlaps with my sense of humor. their channel is such a comfort for me when i need to feel better. the community theyve fostered are all freaks and everyones sort of on the joke/fake lore (diggy lore) etc. i dont know but its a really nice community and channel.

idk when i discovered hivemind. i think i got reccomended their "guess the correct lyric from the commonly misheard lyric" and i watched it and i remember thinking "wow this channel kind of stinks" but then i watched more and fell in love. it was the one episode w/ quadeca that was like "guessing the song from 1/8th second of audio" that made me fall head over heels for this channel...???

just the hosts energy and charisma and humor and structure of the games. i dont ever actually play along to the games cause i dont have that type of knowledge kek...im just here for the funny jokes...but i think it speaks to their greatness as a show that despite me not even knowing that much about the point of the videos i still click to watch their videos every time. every new video they upload its also like it takes over my life and i rewatch it every day its like a hyperfixation that lasts a month dhejwkdlw.

also dont tell anyone but this they were the people who put me onto bladee....tad embarrasing but yk....

Hosts

forever permanent members......hosts of HIVEMIND

Riley Savage

man with mustache. he edits/makes all if not most of the graphics/thumbnails for the show. he also gets most of the questions right in quizzes so wins from him are dreaded by the community. i think he should be applauded more for his editing and huge contributions to the show. also his art/graphic design style is cool and i think hes a cool real guy. jk i fucking hate him.

trivia

  • he is allergic to everything on earth
  • eats cat shit to help with his IBS (and rinses it down w cat piss)
  • makes illustrations/graphic design outside of the show
  • is trying to have "the worst tw*tter on the internet" (og tweeter of "youre telling me a cis teen built this chapel?"
  • has had like 30 hair arcs (3 notable ones; bob and cap, beanie and pigtails, fucking weirdass dyed fuckboy but like christian boy core hair idk)
  • is in love with nav
  • father to a dog named hank
  • has "drug seeking behavior" on his medical record
  • would NEVER do dougnuts in a dodge neon

Graydon Weaver

man with no (huge, dominating) mustache. he is here to present his probably zooted ass self to the screen and say words. his criminal record is cleaner than dignans but still, he has done a lot of bad. hes a bit of a freak but its ok

trivia

  • fought in like 5 wars idk idc
  • has EXTENSIVE knowledge of fishing
  • loves to smoke
  • his favorite bladee songs are be nice 2 me and amyglada (may be a girl in disguise?)
  • his mom owns a dog grooming business (that offers massages)
  • prefers eversince over icedancer beause it was less electronic/experimental which felt like a more easy transition into bladees discography
  • he like never wins but its chill
  • when he was a kid he used to butt heads with his childhood goat (pet?) toaster strudel and probably got like mad brain damage.
  • when he was a kid he used to eat chapstick by the stick
  • he LOVES joe rogan
  • friends with drain gang drew garson and various other people who have a gimmick and a first name with the first letter

Dignan Zazumba

FKA Dignan Dirkin/Dignan Zazumba-Zaffodil

hes quite the silly little guy, though i shant dare say anything like that to his face. hes a dangerous war criminal whos murdered thousands/committed various felonies (testimonies via youtube comments). hes quite a joy when hes on tho

trivia

  • HE IS NOT GRAYDON. he is the third member of hivemind and unrelated to graydon (besides their mutual affiliation with hivemind tv/wavering friendship)
  • he is close friends with miami dolphins quarterback dan marino. they frequent golf courses & strip clubs often. over the course of episodes, hes divulged details about his personal relationship with dan marino/dan marino such as that hes a good friend but horrible husband to his wife, tripsy marino.
  • he knows most of the most famous people named dan/danny/daniel personally cause of charity work (though he is not friends with many of them) i.e. he has danny trejo's number in his phone)
  • his list of exes is quite huge. some notable mentions are rapper big sean and mitch-l (pronounced mitchell) who was a BEAUTIFUL hertz rental cars employee/scottish rapper. she tried to get him to quit drinking lean; one of many crippling substance addictions which eventually lead to their relationships end
  • his official debut was in the middle of the "guessing the rapper from quadeca's styles of rap" vid
  • he has a sort of crush on the mermaid lady in the starbucks logo
  • he tried to snatch the chain of rich the kid once but he subsequently failed & got his ass beat
  • hes killed countless people; families, children, wives. hes criminal record goes largely undocumented, but commenters in the HIVEMIND youtube comment section frequently recount the atrocities hes committed.
  • he desperately wants to be in a XXL freshman class.
  • he has many girlfriends and hides rings in different places so he can convinently propose to any of them at any given moment. most of them are just generic rings but for some i.e. his fishing girlfriend, he got one with a sea bass on it.

DJ Grant (Grant Meeker)

AKA DJ G Willikers

is the main producer/creator/"referee" of games (announced the answers). not many notes to on him besides his laugh is so fucking infectious damn

trivia

  • used to have "ds2 mondays" in college (white behavior)
  • thinks getting his mouth spit in is hot and "amazing"
  • annotated a big thief lyric on genius once with "best rapper alive" and hivemind community collectively downvoted it to like -200 till it was taken down
  • pronounces hatsune miku "hatsoohni miku"

Guests

sometimes for games hivemind invites on guests! sometimes other content creators sometimes musicians theyre always freaks (in no particular order)

Quadeca

AKA quadonka

a classic guest. hes really funny and works so well. everytime hes on the dynamic of the room feels enhanced lmao

he is like forever the best hivemind guest probably IDK HOW TO DESCIBE IT EVEN ANYMORE! he just fits in so perfectly every time and their chemistry works great. my favorite bits w/ him are the riley looking up a song name (ive stolen his "it sounds like hes going through puberty in reverse" joke like 10 times) and um um i cant think of any on the top of my head oops theyre all great. never miss benjamin lasky

Ericdoa

fade low taper ninja imagine

he was the main charcacter of his episode for sure like he dominated the room. he was so funny and single handedly changed the atmosphere of the room cause there wasnt any real bits, just funny natural conversation that made me giggle and cackle like. "i almost ran over a lady at the burlington coat factory [parking lot], i was only going 45".

he sounded like he was on the verge of crying or pissing himself the entire episode it was so funny

Kenny Beecham

K0T4Q basketball guy idk

idk who he is but i guess hes a 2k content creator anyways he was a really good guest. he didnt joke a lot or make him stand out but he was like a tasteful addition and his moments were really funny. like "why do they advertise low odor isnt that the best part of the marker" and something something "hes gonna get dominated by mrs. incredible. which, sounds like a good time"

Quadeca

AKA quadonka

a classic guest. hes really funny and works so well. everytime hes on the dynamic of the room feels enhanced lmao

he is like forever the best hivemind guest probably IDK HOW TO DESCIBE IT EVEN ANYMORE! he just slides in so perfectly every time and their chemistry works great. my favorite bits w/ him are the riley looking up a song name (ive stolen his "it sounds like hes going through puberty in reverse" joke like 10 times) and um um i cant think of any on the top of my head oops theyre all great.

Quadeca

AKA quadonka

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Quadeca

AKA quadonka

a classic guest. hes really funny and works so well. everytime hes on the dynamic of the room feels enhanced lmao

ok but really he is like forever the best hivemind guest probably IDK HOW TO DESCIBE IT EVEN ANYMORE! he just slides in so perfectly every time and their chemistry works great. my favorite bits w/ him are the riley looking up a song name (ive stolen his "it sounds like hes going through puberty in reverse" joke like 10 times) and um um i cant think of any on the top of my head oops theyre all great.